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Total Medals Earned: 1,620 (From 450 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 21,020 Points

Electropede

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/270 points)

alphapede_massacre 5 Points

slaughter 3 blue-energy alphapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each

triple_gun_storm 5 Points

upgrade to 3 guns shooting at maximum rate-of-fire

betapede_massacre 5 Points

slaughter 6 green-energy betapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each

beatle_firestorm 10 Points

kill a total of 10 fire-beatles in a game

furious_fungicide 10 Points

destroy 200 bio-titanium fungizoids on a single level

six_gun_storm 10 Points

upgrade to 6 guns shooting at maximum rate-of-fire

deltapede_massacre 25 Points

slaughter 10 yellow-energy deltapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each

fly_fry 25 Points

kill a total of 15 flies in a game

gammapede_massacre 25 Points

slaughter 9 red-energy gammapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each

beatle_swarm 50 Points

kill a total of 20 swarm-beatles in a game

mega_gun_storm 50 Points

upgrade to 12 guns shooting at maximum rate-of-fire

serious_slugathon 50 Points

kill a total of 150 slugs in a game

Elementalist: 0

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/145 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Slay your very first elemental. Good job?

Gearing up 5 Points

Get your first upgrade. They are important!

It's getting hot 5 Points

Meet a new, fiery foe

Halfway there! 10 Points

175 enemies left. Keep on going!

Rich dude 10 Points

Get at least 1000 ether in a single run

Wait, they're healing?! 10 Points

Meet a watery, annoying slug

??? 25 Points

Reach the final boss. At last!

If I don't win like this... 25 Points

MAX up all your upgrades!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 12/44 (110/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

endeavor

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

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EON

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/445 points)

PILGRIM 10 Points

Complete the entire first ring of levels.

JUDGE 10 Points

Rate 5 or more user levels.

EXPLORER 25 Points

Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.

JUNIOR 25 Points

Complete the first level under par in all three categories.

JURY 25 Points

Rate 50 or more user levels.

AMATEUR 50 Points

Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.

LEGEND 50 Points

Complete all three rings of levels.

PRO 50 Points

Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.

CHAMPION 100 Points

Complete all levels under par in all three categories.

EXECUTIONER 100 Points

Rate 100 or more user levels.

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Medals Earned: 33/60 (400/1,000 points)

Creditor 5 Points

Check out the credits page.

Banker 10 Points

Save up 50,000 gold.

Beast Tamer 10 Points

Scan 25 foes.

Brute 10 Points

Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.

Card Flipper 10 Points

Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.

Card Wizard 10 Points

Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.

Equip Dealer 10 Points

Get 60 pieces of equipment.

Equip Fan 10 Points

Get 40 pieces of equipment.

Fat Cat 10 Points

Get 140 points in the first minigame.

Greedy Cat 10 Points

Get 100 points in the first minigame.

Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 sidequests.

Hoarder 10 Points

Save up 10,000 gold.

Level Builder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 10.

Narwhal Rider 10 Points

Get 100 points in the second minigame.

Narwhal Surfer 10 Points

Get 150 points in the second minigame.

Power Leveler 10 Points

Get a player up to level 20.

Ruffian 10 Points

Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.

Savage 10 Points

Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.

Beast Hunter 25 Points

Scan 50 foes.

Forest Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.

Frozen Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.

Nouveau Riche 25 Points

Save up 250,000 gold.

Pirate Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in town.

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Barbarian 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.

Equip Master 10 Points

Get 80 pieces of equipment.

Level Grinder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 30.

Rock Dodger 10 Points

Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.

Skeleton Killer 10 Points

Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.

Skeleton Proof 10 Points

Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.

Tasker 10 Points

Complete 20 sidequests.

Untouchable 10 Points

Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.

Ancient Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.

Burnt Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.

Quester 25 Points

Complete all sidequests.

Slayer 25 Points

Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.

Beast Scholar 50 Points

Scan all foes.

Hero 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.

Legend 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Savior 100 Points

Defeat the final boss and finish the game!

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Epic Battle Fantasy 5

Medals Earned: 3/83 (20/1,700 points)

Limits Broken 5 Points

Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!

Slave Trader 5 Points

Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.

Where's Satan? 10 Points

Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.

100K Damage 5 Points

Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!

10K Damage 5 Points

Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.

1K Damage 5 Points

Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.

Art Connoisseur 5 Points

View a fine piece of framed artwork.

Back Attack 5 Points

What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!

Berzerker's Rage 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.

Bonus Skills 5 Points

Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.

Conductive Status 5 Points

Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.

Confusion 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.

Cooling Off 5 Points

And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.

Disarmed 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.

Family Roots 5 Points

Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.

Fog of War 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.

Freebie 5 Points

Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.

Give 100% 5 Points

Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.

Instant Knowledge 5 Points

Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.

Mercy 5 Points

Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.

No Mercy 5 Points

Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.

Owned 5 Points

Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.

RIP in Peace 5 Points

Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.

Roid Rage 5 Points

Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.

Second Chance 5 Points

Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!

Secret Farm 5 Points

Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.

Secret Soundboard 5 Points

Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.

Sometimes Invincible 5 Points

Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.

Uncontrollable Hunger 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.

Unusual Torture 5 Points

Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.

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1M Damage 10 Points

Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!

Beast Tamer 10 Points

Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.

Book Worm 10 Points

Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!

Cat Person 10 Points

Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.

Child Minder 10 Points

Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.

Code Breaker 10 Points

Discover one of several secret codes.

Dim Depths 10 Points

The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.

Eagle Eye 10 Points

Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!

EXP Pipeline 10 Points

Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.

Generic Holiday 10 Points

Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)

Helping Hand 10 Points

Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.

Like a Bird 10 Points

Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!

Nice Guy 10 Points

Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.

Not Pok*mon 10 Points

Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.

Public Servant 10 Points

Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.

Seduction 10 Points

Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.

Unlimited Blade Works 10 Points

Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.

Upgrade Complete 10 Points

Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!

Video Games 10 Points

Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.

Wandering Out 10 Points

Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.

What Game? 10 Points

Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.

10M Damage 25 Points

Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!

Boss's Boss 25 Points

Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.

Burning Soul 25 Points

Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Cartographer 25 Points

Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.

Firewood 25 Points

Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Golden God 25 Points

Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.

None Are Safe 25 Points

Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.

Nuclear Holocaust 25 Points

Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.

Over the Wall 25 Points

Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.

Party Hard 25 Points

A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.

Pop Eye 25 Points

Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.

Quest Cuck 25 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.

Secret World 25 Points

Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?

Slip 'n' Slide 25 Points

Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.

Squishy 25 Points

Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...

Swamped 25 Points

I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.

Triple Death 25 Points

Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.

X-Ray Goggles 25 Points

Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)

Alien Landscape 50 Points

Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.

Arctic Expedition 50 Points

Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.

Bash the Fash 50 Points

Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.

Chest Grabber 50 Points

Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.

Forgotten Myths 50 Points

Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.

River Rapids 50 Points

Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.

The Cat King 50 Points

Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.

Determination 100 Points

Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.

None Are Free 100 Points

Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.

Reformat 100 Points

Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...

Ultimate Hero 100 Points

Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.

World Saved? 100 Points

Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.

Epic War 4

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/480 points)

GhostBuster 5 Points

Completed Phantom Ghost Stage

TrojanDestroyer 25 Points

Destroy Trojan Army

AngelSlayer 50 Points

AngelSlayer

GoblinAddicted 50 Points

Defeat GoblinMadness Stage

GrindFest 50 Points

Unlock All Upgrades

HaltTheBigBang 50 Points

Defeat BigBang Stage

TrickLordBaal 50 Points

TrickLordBaal

EpicHero 100 Points

Clear All Epic Mode

MasterOfWar 100 Points

Clear All Hard Mode

Epos

Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/475 points)

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Eridu

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)

Cube 5 Points

Enter the cube

Hexagon 5 Points

Enter the hexagon

Pyramid 10 Points

Enter the pyramid

Sphere 25 Points

Enter the sphere